A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Remember catch Domonic with his erm
erm erm should I say jokes lol during
the show 8 - 10am Saturday

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long
way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you
understand me?
Son: No.